As a cat lover there is just some things you come to accept with your house full of fur balls. Like my coffee isn’t perfect unless it has 2 cat hairs in it. It’s good fiber. And if you drop food on the floor there is no 5 seconds rule, cause the instant it touches the ground there is cat hair all over it. Well you could eat it if you want to spend 5 minutes picking pet hair off of it. And what is it with cats sometimes throwing tea parties in the litter box. I think they are secretly building sand castles or digging to China. Then there is the butt in face greeting you get everyday when they climb up to your lap. You can appreciate the gesture that they are greeting you with their one eye, but I think I’ll stick to the handshake.